Guys, here is the speculation on what Ms.Aslam will be disclosing to world in next press briefing :
1) We don't know who is Mr. Bin Laden, in Pakistan our CEO cum president cum general cum commandar-in-chief have made an amendment in the constitution to change name of all bin laden's to Mr.Innocent.
2)As of now we strongly object to US designs on Iran, We are going ahead with the proposed gas pipeline, however is someone called as Rumsfeld calls up our CEO cum president cum general cum commandar-in-chief and talks for 10 minutes, we will call off the proposed pipeline.
3)We expect India to handover all militants, that are lodged in their jails. This move is very critical for confidence building measure and it will help people-to-people contact. From our side, we have already insisted on people-to-people contact, hence we have been sending many of our citizens to India....well it's a bad luck for India, that these citizens happen to be loaded with RDX.
4)Pakistan will have free and fair elections next time....we invite Nawaz Sharief and Benazir bhutto to come to Pakistan and contest in elections.
5)We will always stand for Kashmir...it's another matter that we have to stand forcibly, as no one asks us to take a seat when we utter Kashmir word.
