This week the US veep paid a visit to Uncle Sam's favorite tin-pot dictator. Inside sources tell that Cheney brandished the shotgun he took quail hunting. That was enough for Commando Musharraf to "announce the capture" of the 423rd No.2 man in Taliban.
What went unreported was the fact that Mullah Akhund made some racist remarks against Dawood Ibrahim, another high profile house guest at the personal guest house of President Musharraf. The other Al-Qaeda, Taliban, Kashmiri, Chechen, and assorted terrorist guests, believing in the Greater Ummah, voted Alkhund out.
