70% of all urban Indians have no toilets or baths - they crap on the train lines, pavements and drains, where they also take their water for cooking and their baths. The figures are even more dismal for rural areas - less than 5% have toilets or baths - that's what open fields and rivers are for. But don't fret, the PM has an ambitious sanitation plan to provide toilets for all by 2020?