%u2018My Talks With Ghosts%u2019, by Pratibha Patil : A scary but innovative story.
%u2018My Booboos%u2019, also by Pratibha Patil. This is going to get many additions in the future as the author %u2018The Chosen One%u2019 is elevated to a higher post.
%u2018How To Run A Bank By Making Relatives Rich And Farmers Crying%u2019, also By Pratibha Patil. This will be a benchmark for all future Congressmen.
%u2018Me, I, And My Family%u2019, by Rahul Gandhi. Where the author concludes that all the good things that happened to India in the last 5,000 years is because of his family. An ego boosting journey !
%u2018How Rahul Won The UP Elections%u2019 by bowing Congressmen. %u2018How Rahul Lost The UP Elections%u2019 by The Rest Of The World. Both the books will be accompanied by a laughing track from Ms. Mayawati.
%u2018What My Father Told My Mother%u2019, by Rahul Gandhi. A collection of untold secrets from the Gandhi Emperors.
%u2018Me And My Puppets%u2019, by Sonia Gandhi. Main role played by the family head clerk Manmohan. Accompanied by hand clapping track of the entire Congress party.
%u201CMe And My Sacrifices%u2019, also by Sonia Gandhi. Please be advised that all the tricks in here are illusionary and not real.
