No no, we Tamilians will seek the help of one of the geniuses from north of the vindhyas. Lets see.... umm... we'll taaakeee... oh YEAH!!! Salman Khan!!! instead of Rajni, we'll send salman khan. He'll save us tamilians. He'll wear only a towel that says "no entry" and wade into the ocean and shake his booty at the captain/admiral of the nimitz blow a few kisses at the sailors and off goes the nimitz... yaay.. yaay... sallu saves the day again. On the way back we can kill a few homeless people as we saved many others. no need for any superstar. and all the brilliant geniuses with IQs ranging between 2 and 3 from north india wearing striped yellow jeans, see through shirts, and large gold medallions will stand around and laugh at the pathetic jokes... errr... was I being politically incorrect? sorry :D
