IF GOD asks me what is your wish? Answer: I would ask him to make APJ kalam as the president of INDIA for second term. GOD:No!no! i can't fulfill your wish as already many of my indians asked for the same,ask for some other wish ram:okay please give an A380(spot delivery,no delays and tankfull) and the power to rule INDIA for a day and two hard core terroists released from tihar jail, trained strictly to take off but not to land GOD :What?ok what would you do with these wishes?? ram:being in power I shall cacth these politicians(who are opposing APJ and dhoti kurta padke)and throw these hooligans in to this mamoth plane and direct it to iraq. GOD:IRAQ?? even i fear to go there,and what would you do to them ram: simple' crash land them in to any of the american bunkers or settlements, and lo agar by mistake bachgaye to be america in logon ko nahi chodega and any how bush is used this! GOD: WISH GRANTED
