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We need a strong president not a puppet
by raju raju on Jun 12, 2007 03:17 PM

SONIAJI, PLEASE TRY TO BRING POOR QUOTROCHI TO INDIA
AS HE HAD SUFFERED A LOT ON ACCOUNT OF BOFORS.
AFTER SOME TIMES WE CAN GRANT HIM CITIZENSHIP OF INDIA
AND ADMIT HIM INTO OUR PARTY. GRADUALLY WE CAN NOMINATE
HIM FOR THE RAJYA SABHA OR FIELD HIM FROM AMETHI DURING
THE NEXT LOK SABHA POLL. WE CAN CHANGE HIS NAME AS
'QUOTROCHI GANDHI' AND THE ILLITERATE VOTERS MAY THINK
HE IS FROM GREAT GANDHI FAMILY. I'M SURE THIS WAY HE WILL
GARNER MORE VOTES THAN YOU'VE GOT LAST TIME. WE CAN UTILISE
THE SERVICES OF MANISHANKAR IYER TO TEACH HIM LITTLE HINDI
SO THAT QUOTROCHI WILL BE ABLE TO DELIVER SPEECHES IN HINDI
AS YOU HAVE BEEN DOING ALL THESE YEARS. SIMILARLY WE CAN
BRING MORE AND MORE CRIMINAL ELEMENTS FROM ITALY AND GRANT
THEM INDIAN CITIZENSHIP THEN ADMIT INTO OUR PARTY. WE DON'T
NEED ANY MORE PATILS, MUKHERJEES OR SHARMAS IN OUR PARTY.
WE SHOULD AMEND OUR PARTYS CONSTITUTION SO THAT NO NATURAL
INDIAN CAN GET ENTRY INTO THE A.I.C.C (ALL ITALIAN CONGRESS COMMITTEE)

LONG LIVE SONIA ANTONIO, PRIYANKA ROBERT, OCTROVIO QUOTROCHI

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