Holy SHIT!! So Many Contradictory Gurantees? LOL. Keep it up. Turns out that the 'Discussion Board" below every www.rediff.com article is slowly but surely becoming one the most entertaining and hilarious web wide offerings for Indians. U have all kinds of Clashes like North India Vs South India, Hindu versus Muslims, Converted former Hindis (primarily Muslims & Christians)Vs Hindus, Mumbai Vs. Non Mumbai, Bangalore Vs Other Metros, All in all a very standard Indian DISH