I also want to serve the Nation by becoming the Vice President, if not President.
KALIANAGAR ooops KALINGAAR ooops Kalaingar Karunandhi can you please propose my name.
In addition to serving the nation as VP, I solemnly declare that I will endeavor to work for the following:
1) Every possible avenue / opportunity will be brought under reservation. So much so that I will even help bring reservation in cremation and burials, maternity hospitals, sterilization & condom usage, usage of public toilets, spitting and smoking in public places, etc.
2) I will help bring down each and every place of worship of the Hindus, including Hindu relics.
3) All Hindu references in text books will be deleted.
4) Cow slaughter will be included in the Fundamental Rights.
5) Conversion attempts from other religions into Christianity will invite various sops from the Central and State Governments.
6) Attempts to lure people from Christianity to other religions will be punishable by death.
7) Sonia and / or Priyanka Gandhi %u2013 All Indians, irrespective of position, richness, caste, creed or religion, but excluding Vadra the husband of Priyanka, will address them as Madam, will always be on their knees in their presence, never dare look into their eyes and the eyes should be fully focused on their lovely feet. Breach of this rule will result in blinding and chopping of the legs.
