I also want to serve the Nation by becoming the Vice President, if not President.
KALIANAGAR ooops KALINGAAR ooops Kalaingar Karunandhi can you please propose my name.
In addition to serving the nation as VP, I also offer the following bonuses:
1) Every possible avenue / opportunity will be brought under reservation. So much so that I will even help bring reservation in crematorium and burials, maternity hospitals, sterilization & condom usage, usage of public toilets, spitting and smoking in public places, etc.
2) I will help bring down each and every place of worship of the Hindus, including Hindu relics.
3) All Hindu references in text books will be deleted.
4) Cow slaughter will be included in the Fundamental Rights and Pig breeding & slaughter will be punishable with death.
5) I will never stand straight in front of Madam Sonia and / or Priyanka Gandhi. I will always be on my knees in their presence, never dare look into their eyes and my eyes will be fully focused on their lovely feet. This will also help Manmohan Singh HMV to be promoted who is currently focusing on Madam's feet.
