pam & the baywatch gang are too busy with shoots this time o'the year hence they cannot be spared to lend any help, else hollywood and tv stations will raise a huge hue n'd cry.
in case the above forces are not enough and the taliban give a tougher fight than expected, the american 1st, 2nd & 5th & 8th armies (each comprizing of 85 divisions) will be mobilized for the first time since WW II (for the invasion of germany & japan) as well as 8 carrier strike fleets, 5 battleship groups and 15 amphibious assualt groups.
