Once mo ham mad was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa. Consul : What is your name? mo ham mad : mo ham mad Consul: Sex? mo ham mad : Six to ten times a week Consul: I mean, male or female? mo ham mad : both male and female and sometimes even camels mo ham mad: Holy cow! mo ham mad : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!! Consul: Man,...isn ' t it hostile? mo ham mad :Horse style, dog style, any style Consul: Oh...dear! mo ham mad : Deer? No deer, they run too fast
