In the court of a hindu King, a muslim, a Sikh and a Christian priest started fighting with each other. As a punishment the King directed them all to go away and bring fruit which is really top of the line. These three chooootias went away and returned after sometimes. Christian produced a banana only to annoy the King who ordered that the fruit be shoved in his g@nd-hole. Next to appear was the Sikh who presented a mango, King got annoyed and the fruit was inserted in the g@ndhole of Sikh. While the mango was being forced in, the Sikh cried and laughed alternatively. When he was asked the reason of crying and laughing, the chap replied. When the apple goes in my g@ndhole it hurts so I cry, I laugh because I saw muslim buying a water melon.
