Listening to the secular wails of Congress locquacious spokesman Abhishek Singhvi is quite funny. We didin't know that this municipal election in Maharashtra was a 'communal' versus 'secular' battle. So what happened to your great 'secularism' Singhvi? Lost in the saffron avalanche, I guess. And hello, why did your star campaigner, that shining diva of 'secularism' the Italian signora, fail to cut any ice with Maharashtra's voters? No prizes for guessing why. They know a fake when they see one? The alien proved to be no match for the very native Balasaheb. And who stopped you from aligning with the Pawar Congress? Your own bloated ego, what else. What a bunch of losers! Give us a break Singhvi, from your silly 'secular' yarns. There are enough of crap serials already on prime time. Jaganniwas Iyer