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RE:Futiure of pakistan in 4 parts
by Jalaluddin on Dec 31, 2007 02:09 AM

COMEDY TIME

If we were in Pakistan, our options for professional courses after Grade XII
would be as follows :

JEE - Jehadic Entrance Examination

IIT - Islamic Institute of Terrorism

IIM - Institute of Infiltration Management

CAT - Career in Al quaida & Taliban

IAS - Iraq after Saddam

M Tech - Masters in Terror Technology

GATE - General Aptitude in Terror and Extremism

TOEFL - Test of Extremist Foreign Languages

GRE - Graduate in Relocation Extremism

MBBS - Master of Bomb Blasting Strategies

MBA - Master of B0mbing Administration

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