A man sees a woman getting chased by a dog. When the dog is about to bite the woman, the man intervenes and kicks the dog. A reporter was seeing all this.
He said 'That was great. I'll definitely publish this in newspaper. Tomorrow the headline will be 'LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM A DOG'.'
The man replied 'Thank you, but I'm not from here. I am from US'.
Reporter ' OK. Then the headline will be 'US CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN FROM A DOG''.
Man: Actually, I live in US but I'm not a US citizen. I'm a Pakistani national'.
Next day, the headline in the paper read
.... .... .... .... ....
TERRORIST ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
