1.Manmohan went unconcious by hearing this news 2.Sonia nominates Haneef to vice president 3.Arjunsingh promises 100% reservations for haneef, his family and friends in AIMS, IIT & IIM 4.Lalu give lifelong free AC train tickets to haneef's family 5.AP CM promises no electricity bills and taxes to haneef family and 1 floor in Hitech City 6.Karunanidhi gives free 60'' LCD TVs to haneef, family and his colony mates 7.Karnataka CM donates 100 Acres land in whitefield(bangalore) to Haneef 8. Communists says that haneef and his family members never have to work and their 10 generations to receive pension, 100% ration and 1 cr land in every SEZ 9. BCCI gives the chief of selectors post 10. Rest of the Indians remain silent hoping that one fine day God will come and remove evil and recue world.
