Seawater turned into Cola!
by Cogito_erg0... on Aug 20, 2006 09:28 PM
It was no miracle. After the recent CSE findings that Coke and Pepsi is full of pesticides, the people living near the Mahim creek were in a quandary how to use the huge stocks of Coke and Pepsi they had kept in their houses. Then someone reminded of what "swami" Ram Dev said: that Coke and Pepsi are actually toilet cleaners. Everyone decided to use their stock of the colas for cleaning their toilets. As a result, there was a flash flood of cola drinks in the sewage, and it all ended up in the Mahim creek.
