This Pakistan-born knickerwallah has had his knickers pulled down publicly by almost everybody in his party. Uma Bharati, Sudhershan, Josh of the CD fame, geriatric Vajpayee, Rajnath, Bangaru, Georgie, Tagodia..an endless list. Save for his bum-chum, the visa-denied Nero of Gujarat. Even his favourite pal, Jinnah, inadvertently pulled down his knickers. Now in his sunset years and rapidly slipping into complete insignificance, this rabble-rouser of a knickerwallah is making desperate and a downright folly of yet another yatra to nowhere. The Ahmedabad Municipal Corporation sponsored this entire yatra. Poor tax-payers of Gujarat. The knickerwallah knows it only too well that he has lost it all. But the ego of past lofty perches beckons. Hence this self- aggrandizing chimeral exercise. Go on you Pakistani knickerwallah, its nice to see you walk into the sunset. Were happier. We have work to do. India is doing pretty good. In your absence it will do greater. Perhaps be the best joint this side of the universe. Tata, knickerwallah.
