Dear Friends, I would like to state that I have been nominated for a nobel prize in creative writing.I dedicate this unique honour all citizens of india and invite them to join in the celebrations at buckingham palace.In a rare gesture,the Queen has thrown open the doors of buckingham palace to any person of Indian origin for a period of three days as a mark of respect to this remarkable achievement.I shall then be moving to washington DC to meet president george bush who wishes to congratulate me.I have landed a £100,000,000 contract with pelican publications to write the biography of president bush.Jai hind
