1. They Find Water on Mars, Indians find Ghosts on Trees and Dilapilated Buildings.
2. They Spend Money on Research, India spend Money on Buying MPs in Parliament.
3. They Invade other countries and ruin them if they ar attacked just once, India is not affected by such attacks,on the contrary india provide extra facilties and resources to such people(Vote bank) who do such things
4. They Propmote Education and Meritocracy, India Promote Reservation and CopyCat.
and many more sch points. These points prove that India is really at 180 degree opposite USA.