1. They Find Water on Mars, Indians find Ghosts on Trees and Dilapilated Buildings. (nahi to Aaj tak aur india TV kya dikhayega??)
2. They Spend Money on Research, India spend Money on Buying MPs in Parliament. (Nahi to Trust vote ka TRP kaise badhega?)
3. They Invade other countries and ruin them if they ar attacked just once, India is not affected by such attacks,on the contrary india provide extra facilties and resources to such people(Vote bank) who do such things. (Nahi to politicians ko election ke time pe mudda kaise milega? BJP kaise muslim o ke burai karega aur baki sab kaise BJP ka oppose karke apne aap ko secular sabit karega?)
4. They Propmote Education and Meritocracy, India Promote Reservation and CopyCat. (Agar kalmand log jyada padh likha jaye to unko vote kaun dalega? Budhdhu o ko likhake padhake unche posts mein bithane mein hi to sarkar ka faida hai.)
and many more sch points. These points prove that India is really at 180 degree opposite USA.
Truely speakin 20 years onwards india will become the worst possible place to live in this planet. Thats why NASA is trying so hard so that Indians do have an alternative to migrate to Mars.
