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Congratulations and best wishes
by Vishvaksenah E on Apr 16, 2008 06:16 PM

mail which I have sent to our Honourable Madam President.
Her official e-mail id is:
presidentofindia@rb.nic.in

But unlike her predecessor, she wouldn't check her e-mails...I suspect she doesn't know what an e-mail is.

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Respected Pratibha- aai,
Congratulations.
You got a chance to visit Brazil. After the trip you will be going to many other exotic places with your loving husband. Both of you are lucky....having your 'honeymoon' so late in your life with the taxpayers' money.Who cares about that?
Hope you have visited the Amazonian forests and the river.It is lovely isn't it?
Did you take a photo? When you take a photo, please see that you face the sunlight Otherwise the photo wont be clear.
I dont have to remind you...as you are
well aware of what is expected of you..
But still I thought that I should remind you.
When you go shopping, please dont forget to buy mementoes to your benefactress living at 10 Janpath. Dont forget little Rehan- her grand child. Buy for him a 'samba' CD or something to show your loyalty and sincerity to his grandmother.
You should also buy gifts for the 'maali' at 10 Janpath. Dont know what will happen in the future.It is better to keep all of them in good books.

Best Wishes for your future tour to Mexico and Chile.

Yours truly,
A patriotic ciitizen of India who is a part of the group which is financing your jolly trip.


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