I agree he should be given a nav-vaari sari to wrap his buck-buck tocks...
... also he should be given a narco test to verify whether he said "Guddi buddhi zhali pan akal malach aali" (Guddhi has grown old but all the wisdom of the world has come to me, Thokarey) about Jaya Bachchan, who played the role of Guddi.
