Bansali is scratching his head inside a bar in Bombay
Bhansali: Oh god only you know besides me that I can not make anything original. Every time I have to look for inspirations. Tell me where I can get inspiration this time.
Waiter: Sir, We have a genuine Russian Vodka on sale for this evening, would you like to try?
Bhansali: Man you made my day! I am going to get my inspiration from a Russian this time.
Scene 2
Bhansali inside Sony Pictures office
Bhansali : Sir I need shi_t load of money from you to make my film.
Sony executive : Who the hell are you?
Bhansali: Sir I am Bhansali from Bollywood. Last night I got an inspiration inside a bar and I want to make a movie now. I am famous director and with my movie Devdas I screwed up a great Indian classic, I have had French and other ventures like this as well.
Sony executive: Well, Mr. Bhansali this is not a way to ask money from a company famous in Hollywood. Where is your story/script etc etc.
Bhansali: Sir that%u2019s not a big deal at all. After I got high with Russian Vodka, I asked Prakash Kapadia to come to my house with some Russian literature. We added all the typical bollywood crap to that piece of literature and murdered it.
Sony executive: Tell me how you will spend all the money?
Bhansali: Sir first of all I will build the most expensive, gigantic and never before set with all that money.
Sony executive: Just the set! What about rest of the movie?
