Bhansali: dont you worry sir, we will shoot the entire movie only in that gigantic set we will have. Sony executive: Who will be the lead actor?
Bhansali: It will be Ranbir Kapoor.
Sony executive: Who the hell is this, is he the father of that Kareena.
Bhansali: No Sir, that's Randir Kapoor. This is Ranbir, son of Rishi Kapoor take a look at his picture.
Sony executive: Oh my lord, he looks like a ......God save this world from the torture of Kapoors! Can't we give him the role of hero's best buddy or something like that?
Bhansali: Sir actually his Dad has promised me to sponsor the super expensive chandeliers that I badly need for my set. Further I have already signed the contract. Sir as long as he can act better than Fardeen Khan......oh.... and people are already talking about his bum.
Sony executive: Are we taking a big risk with you?
Bhansali: Sir please trust me, this is my childhood dream. I have surpassed all my previous inspirations with this. This time I got inspired even with my original inspirations and with this inspiration of my earlier inspirations I will merge the inspiration from other Bollywood crap to get another inspiration to inspire Indians and possibly rest of the world. We will call it super inspiration or Sawariya if you like. It will be the next Oscar Winner (starts dreaming)
Sony executive: What about music, I understand its very important component of a Bollywood movie.
