If I have to suck a lollipop, as you put it, I'd much rather suck SRK's any day!!!!!
By the way, just because the net affords you anonimity does not mean you have forget your manners and language. Even I know foul language but I choose not to use it - because it's the last resort of cowards. Just like it means nothing for you to write it, it means nothing to me to read it. So can you think of any more disgusting things to say?