Policeman: abhe saale, u dirty criminal, I know u r the one who murdered the man yesterday.
Criminal: nehi saab, main nahi tha woh, i was not him, i never stepped out of my house yesterday, saab.
Policeman: comeon, speak up else, we will make u climb aeroplane.
Criminal: no saab, i didnt murder anyone, not even a mosquito
Policeman: come on, accept your crime, else we will pull off your nails, and beat you to death.
Criminal: nahi ssab, i didnt do the murder, i was sleeping all day with my wife, go and ask her.
Policeman: Comeon, accept your crime or else we will pull off your hair
and put boiling water on your di*ck.
Criminal: nehi saab, i didnt do it, i just was watching tv at house all day.
Policeman: comeon, accept or else ......
Criminal: or else what, u cant get anything out of my mouth, torture me in what ever way u like, i am very good at taking all this pain. come on, start the torture now.
Policeman: Think twice,......
Criminal: u cant get anything out of me.
Policeman: is that so, then here, take this laptop, and open rediff and start browsing.
Criminal: nahhiiiiiiiiii saaaaab, please forgive me, i accept whatever u say, let me die, let me torture, but not rediff browsing saaaaaaaaaab, please forgive me, i shall sign on any paper u say, i accept that i killed 100 people yesterday, hang me saaaaaab, pleaseeeeee.
