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Tax Bachao ... Shanti Pao!
by Phaltu Uloo on Mar 05, 2008 06:07 PM

Psssssst! Laliff editors!...SShhhhhh!
How do you save on taxes? - Such questions in Public? Baap re Baap!!!!
At my senior age of 89 I am easily terrified and such questions asked loudly in public leave me trembling! I am the CEO and Founder-Promoter of IIT, Bombay ...Indian Institute of Tax-Evasion
Ho!Ho!Ho! Ha!Ha! Ha!...
My institute's motto is - Keep YOUR Profits in YOUR pockets!
My Alumni list boasts of all the business tycoons in Industry. Many top-top Rajnitiks too are ex-students and so are top-notch Superstars of Bollywood, Tollywood, Mollywood.
In fact had Aamir Khan consulted me, Bhuvan & team neednt have practiced or played cricket against Capt. Russel. And he could have spent more time with Elizabeth!
Ho!Ho! Ho!...Heeeeeee!
Mind it, I teach many Mind-blowing tax evasion techniques which, of course, I cannot reveal free-of-charge to one and all in such a public forum.
For my salaried pupils,I teach how to change with White fluid diluter and increase
the figures typed on the Tax-Deduction certificates issued by their employers, Savings
Account Bank etc. !Take back from Sarkar more than was paid as deducton! Method Approved by your friendly neighbourhood ITO.
Before graduation all attend sort of a Finishing School; how to behave,if you are obliged to stay as a Sarkari mehmaan, for eg. in Hotel Tihar. Students are fed in the canteen on Sarkari menu - Sukha roti and patlaa daal.
Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha! , Hoo,Hoo, Hoo,Hoo ....
Eh! want to enroll-Call 98420420

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