As a sprightly, energetic 89-year old, I am constantly leching and was overawed one day by a blue-eyed, giggling,nubile maiden. Overcoming my awe I asked her out for a date for the next evening. Shyly she nodded yes and in my dreams that very night I ravished her hot bod. Imagine my surprise the next morning when her wrinkled, maliciously grinning grandmother appeared at my door bearing a gift. Feverishly I opened the wrapping and found within what I had asked of her grandkid - a khajoor, aka dates! Pity my raging testosterones! Eh!
