What crap are you talking about? If God & guru are the same then is every guru a God? This sort of nonsensical stuff needs to be condemned. There is only one God who is to be worshipped not any guru. Guru's job is to impart knowledge but that does not mean he assumes the status of God. He is after all a human being with weaknesses just like any one else.
Your second point of thanking oneself is nothing but arrogance, pride and self righteousness which is one of the greatest sins of mankind. Thanking oneself is nothing but pandering to your selfish ego.
Remember little knowledge is a dangerous thing. So before penning your thoughts be a little more circumspect.
