Totally agree with u! Can u imagine the despos are actually looking for tips to get a v-day date?!! For the uninitiated - 1) learn to recognize a humor article 2) for god s sake do a spell check if u don't know english and 3) get a life! Sidin - nice work.Geez u seem to have enough meat here to last u for a lifetime of dinner party conversations :-) - From Aarthi