Take some fresh cockroaches. They could be found in your kitchen. Ones in toilet ( specially near the pot ) are the most delicious and nutritious ones. ok. So take about 1/2 kg of them. It will take you some days to do that. After that mince them in a mixi like indian economy in 2008 recession. Stir with a spatula like downsizing in BPO, IT and aviation. After they turn brown, take them out. Now catch about 50 gms of flies. Fry them like " MNC employees " in 2008 recession. Now get some gobar ( preferably fresh ). (you can ask your doodhwala for that ). Again mix all three and fry in donkey urine. now your delicacy is ready. Serve with horse dung. Note : for 5 people.