Oh to be honest, I would not even glance at this column once, but mann... this one sure had me in splits. Reminds me of a Jagjit Singh Ghazal, suitabley modified which could be sung as "Yeh multicity cheque book bhee le lo, yeh DEbit card bhee le lo, bhaley cheen lo mujsey mera credit card, magar mujhko lauta do mera simple bank account, woh simple sa check book, woh simple se banking!! :=)