I too got so annoyed one day, I told the woman/ girl calling me that I ws a plastic surgeon, and interestingly her name was chosen as one of my special patients and could iplease have her bust size? I was ready to augment it with implants if it was too small or reduce it if it was too large... all at a ppecial dscounted rates... And the female was like didn't know what had hit her... and this was after repeated requests by me not to be disturbed at odd hours... Many a times I tell the person on the line that I would be interested if I was exempted from paying back the loan... Then I'd borrow about a couple of crores! But the menace continues...
