1.I will always drive without a Helmet and talk on phone at wheels so that i can pay fine (rupees or chutta or chanda ) to every one who stops me.This will help SOMEONE to collect lots of funds and get rich so that the " No Crime No Police More Crime More Police " problem is solved.
2.I will STOP APPRECIATING girls for their beautiful dress and looks on roads so that they never come to Know that they were more beautiful that the girls ONLINE and Thus, the ONLINE girls get voted as MISS universe ( i guess none of these girls wanted to be MISS Universe )
3.I will NOT DRINK in winter because alcohol improves LEVER and helps in cell formation so that i can have wrinkled skin and lung problems.
4.I will NOT HAVE SEX this year because i am not married .This will help me become a horny bull good for nothing and the lack of testosterone in my blood will make me dull so that i sleep in my office.
5.I resolve not to watch XXX movies online so that after my marriage like a typical NON- INTERNET SURFER husband i don't know where to start with.
