Dear Doogie (Mind you i didnt use Doggie!) Greetings! Some questions to you Mate. 1. Who gave pitch report and weather conditions to the bookies? 2. Who bowled under arm on the final ball of a international ODI ? 3. Who bullied the batsman and the umpire after taking a catch which was clearly grounded. 4. Who called a bowler chucker when his spin could not be fathomed. 5. Who turns a blind eye to a fast bowler since retired now and another bowling now who also bend their arm by 15 degrees and both clearly chuck when bowling a yorker / short pitch balls? 6. Who cried mummy when sarwan gave one of the most fitting repartees in the history? 7. Who Called the South Africans / Srilankans derogatory names? 8. Who takes steroids and other enhancing substances and vociferously negates the need to introducing doping test in cricket? 9. Who cribs about hotel, food, crowd when they lose a match? 10. Who played with carbon fibre bats, bats with width exceeding the prescribed length, squash balls tucked in the gloves? 11. Who keeps using the words B-----D, F--- --F every now and then when they get plasterd for four or six runs? 12. Who refused to play in srilanka in world cup 1996 when the reason of fear of losing in sri lanka more than security? The list can go on mate, so dont open your mouth like ponting and symmonds when not warranted and make the old saying true " It is better to remain silent and be assumed as an idiot rather than open your mouth and remove all doubts about it!
