Not sure what you're saying, but just confirming that I haven't reported any of your comments for abuse - they're far too amusing for me to want to deprive others of the joy of reading and trying to comprehend!
As for the 50 crores, I'm afraid that's a bit beyond my bank balance. I did just buy a house for 4 crores in December if that's sufficient for you?
If Sachin's evidence is crucial, I want to know what it is. Either he will affirmatively say "harbhajan didn't say monkey" - in which case I'll take him at his word and believe the Australian's misheard or misunderstood OR he will say he wasn't listening and didn't hear monkey being said.