Dear Chappel Sir, It is good to hear your change of mind. You experimented with our players as hapless guinea pigs in the hands of a mad biologist. Leave the job of leading to the born leader and not to MY Goodness Gracious Skipper Sir. Look how his chin and face drops at failures and how he trembles on the field and before the press. How do you expect him to lead? Do not confuse a good student as a good teacher. You believed the bullshit. A man could not have brought glories by politicking and non-performance. Do not know who loaded you with all those no sense in your e-mail. Still better late than never. Have faith on the Leader. Advise the Goodness Gracious dry mouthed unimaginative Skipper and the Child Prodigy to play their games and leave the Leader to do his job. Speak to the Chief Power (Pawar) and Learned Cornell. Discard the Jumping Buffoon ex-picker-of-the-ball-behind-the-stumps forever. Do not allow him with his goat-like-smile near the dressing room or anywhere. He has done enough damage. Listen to your conscience, see the reason and stem the rot. The country is ready to salute you
