RE:Good joke
by Gowda on Apr 04, 2007 09:35 AM Permalink
and they like miandad's approach .. seems he used to hit players literally if they dont perform !!!.. :)))
Hey tariq dont be a fool by giving distorted statements. The noose will finally fall on you cos you are the murderer and you are the one who made millions from betting. This tariq is a part of the betting mafia alongwith dawood ibrahim and hindi film actors
This man has some guts. When the police chief pronounces murder after 2 days of silence ..Its murder. Mark Shields is not a fool,he has done his homework before telling the world about it. If you have seen the discussions going on PTV, Geo, DD, and various other channels after pakistan got defeated, almost all pakistani players, commentators and people interviewd were telling how woolmer should be beaten with chappals when he returns to pakistan, they blamed the coach for all the debacle.It was very clear that Woolmer would have got a very bad reception if he had returned to pakistan, and his job would have gone. So its surprising to see and looks suspicious that as soon as woolmer dies, he is given the highest pakistani award,his pictures are being revered and the smae players and people who wanted to beat Woolmer with chappals on return, say that they have lost a father figure, what a change of heart. So what had Bob Woolmer done to receive paki highest award.....nothing. Its just to show the world that they feel very sad at Woolmer's death, so that the world leaves getting suspicious about pakistan involvement in the murder. Two big men like Inzi and Afridi were enough to subdue a big man like Woolmer. police will be able to find the murderer soon...and it will be shame for pakistan.
1.May be the kit was placed by the assailant to mislead the police. 2. May be Bob was really sick becoz of the effect poison which he was not aware of hence was checking his blood sugar 3. When a person is not well why take the instrument to bathroom is a big question, this test can be done while sitting on his cot. 4. Death from strangulation will be different from accidental fall and broken neck, the post mortem will tell you in clear terms and a pathologist who has handled more than 1000 such cases will not err.
Woolmer died of a natural cause, Tariq Mallik is the king of england, Pakistan has 100% literacy, Penguins have migrated and now live in Balochistan - wouldn't Pakis love to believe all these have happened ? Good try Tariq - we know this is April but if you publish such comments, the jokes will be on you.
RE:Ofcourse
by Gowda on Apr 04, 2007 09:37 AM Permalink
suuuuuper joke... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... can't control... nice 1 man...Good start to my day.
His neck was broken, he had scratch mark on his neck. He was murdered. There is a theory that he was killed by betting mafia, consisting of mostly pakis. There may be atleast 5 of them. 2 were deld his hand, 2 held his leg, 1 was reading some verses from a book,"hulla mulla maqsood fardoon something something"!!!, and finally 1 was the executioner. The mob boss may have called and said "humko woolmer ka cheekh sunna hai". The executioner may have called the boss on speaker and then strangulated woolmer. Disclaimer: This is just a theory and may or may not coincide with the actual events.
With due respect to Bob Woolmer, evidences presented in support of strangulation: a broken bone in the neck evidences overlooked: vomit, diarrhoea, and the fact that woolmer might have fallen unconcious. I wonder if a person as heavily built as woolmer would not break a bone if he falls down flat,unconcious, with his head in an awkward position. wouldnt a badly twisted neck lead to asphyxia?
Despite what we have read in meadia , his statements look a bit convincing to me.. Remember, we are grasping all the news in a biased mindset.. in the backdrop that pakistan team is deeply corrupt. Get out of that mindset it may make sense. On top it , if you hire an american pathologist, he will obviously be biased against pakistanis, since there is so much bad repo for them in the USA. Check ouy www.cricketvotes.com and vote for the issues, players and on Zees initiative.. check out cricketvotes.com/pk to vote your opinions on woolmer's murder.
