10th ke certificate ki age dikha kar abhi tak cricket khel rahe hain asal main saare 40 hain ek do ko chod kar. feilding hoti nahi, batting hoti nahi, bowling bhi nahi hoti thik se. ye sab nishani 40 ki hi hain uske baad bhi khelna chahte hain. Bahut khoon pi liya desh aur logon ka aur kuch ka to match dikha kar sukha diya.
Raat bhar jago match dekho uske baad sone se pahle socho ki agar usne aisa na khela hota to shayad match jeet jate, shayad ye ho jata, shayad wo ho jata, kher ye koi nayi baat nahi Paisa hi sab kuch hai kamao kamao aur kamao kya naye kya purne sab players lage hain paisa kamane (IZZAT BECH KAR) THOOO THOOO LANAT HAI AISE PAISE PAR JISKO KAMANE KE LIYE DESH KI IZZAT DAU PAR LAGANI PADE.
Our indian batsmen are best earning / Profit from Advertisement then a cricket match. then why they work so hard on cricket ground field. why they get have any kind of injury in cricket field.
Sachin Tendulkar gets drinks more Boost of Injury, and eat biscuits and Pepsi
All indian are same as Sachin like
all are bikes OLD ENGINE now time to replace them for goood cricket
VIRGIN can never be the sponsor of the Indian Cricket Team. Because our guys keep getting FUCKED.
Pappu was at school and the teacher asked everybody, what their fathers did. Typical answers came out: police officer, salesperson, doctor%u2026 Pappu said, %u201CMy Father Is An Exotic Dancer In A Gay Club And Takes Off His Clothes In Front Of Other Men.%u201D The teacher called him aside and asked if that was true and Pappu said,%u201D No, He Is In The Indian Cricket Team But I%u2019m Too Embarrassed To Admit That.%u201D
Why do Indian babies cry and complain all the time? They are practicing how to become Indian cricketers when they grow up.
Why doesn%u2019t the crowd blink when Tendulkar goes out to bat? There just is no time until he gets out again.
Entire Responsibility Of India%u2019s Loss In The First Match Of The World Cup Goes To Mrs. Indira Gandhi. How?? It Was She Who Created Bangladesh!!!
What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen? They walked back to the pavilion.
What is the height of optimism? Dhoni coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.
Let Us Help Pakistan In Its Hour Of Need And Send Gregg Chappell To Serve As The Coach.
Latest Sponsors Of The Men In Blue? WHISPER, Because The Team Is Going Thru Its Worst Period.
Manager: hello Voice: can I speak to Sachin. Manager: who is speaking? Voice: this is his wife. Manager: sorry, he is just gone out to bat. Voice: ok, I will hold on.
India is a cricketing nation. It walks, talks, eats, drinks and sleeps cricket. Too bad, it does not play it. =============================================================================================
RE:Team India for Bangaldesh Series May-2007
by Ravi chandran on Mar 26, 2007 04:14 PM Permalink
This looks like Aus team, so ma win. But, that is not our aim.
Around 28 years ago, Greg Chappel was famous for directing his younger brother to bowl the last ball - under arm. The rule,subsequently, was scrapped from the ICC. Having beaten so heavily by Bangladesh and Srilanka, the new rules for our players will be :
Runs scored by an Indian player will be doubled if he is not out on the next ball Runs scored by an Indian player in one over will be doubled if the non striker is not responding the call Any Indian bowler who bowls the no ball, the batsman will be given additional run of 3 and the non striker will be considered out. If any Indian bowler is hammered for a six, and if the umpire raises his both hands, both the striker and non striker will be considered out.
These new rules will bring our Indian team all good luck and confidence that they can face not only Bangladesh but also the Eskimos. Good Luck Indian team
RE:New Rules
by Ravi chandran on Mar 26, 2007 04:11 PM Permalink
Rajini says in a movie, "If I say something once, the effect will be 100 times'. So, he can score a 1 and it will become 100. Sadly, ICC is not BCCI.
well! i am a die hard fan of cricket, but the sports has been not taken sportingly by indians, i mean burning things, breaking houses what does all this show...indeed the cricketers were bad on field but were even uglier off the field. please show some restraint...this is my appeal to all indians.... "the best is never over... the best days are never gone... life always gives a better day to keep moving on... so let us not loose faith..... as one day they will come on strong....
so please take the game in the right spirits.....and enjoy the rest of matches.......
RE:its not cricket
by mayuresh sathe on Mar 26, 2007 05:40 PM Permalink
i totally agree, this kind of behaviour is stupid. are we gonna win the world cup by burning and breaking the houses? i'm not saying celebrate the defeat and welcome them with garlands. But violence is bad. and very important thing DO NOT TREAT PLAYERS LIKE GODS. they are just another indians like you and me.
RE:its not cricket
by harshraj on Mar 26, 2007 04:02 PM Permalink
*****...indeed te cricketers were worse on the field but we (indian citizens) were uglier off the field....*****
