Sachin and Ganguly, 75 and 80 years old are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about cricket, like they do every day Sachin turns to Sourav and says, "Do you think there's cricket in heaven?"
Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's cricket in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."
They shake on it and sadly a few months later, poor Sachin passes away.
One day Ganguly is sitting there feeding the pigeons when he hears a voice whisper, "Sourav, Sourav!"
Ganguly responds, "Sachin! Is that you?"
"Yes whispers Sachin's ghost.
Ganguly asks, "So, is there cricket in heaven?" "Well," says Sachin, "I've got good news and bad news." "Gimme the good news first," says Ganguly.
Sachin says, "Well there is cricket in heaven." Ganguly says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?"
Sachin sighs and whispers, "You and me, We are going to open the innings on Friday.
RE:Sachin and Sourav when 85 years old
by Indian on Apr 30, 2007 11:49 AM Permalink
ha ha ha ha , really good one. Much better than the suman bhat craps. really funny, carry on jagdeep.
RE:Sachin and Sourav when 85 years old
by Dennis Christie on Apr 30, 2007 04:13 PM Permalink
This a sick joke, from a mentally sick person, where the writer is contemplating a dead Sachin may be at the age of 75 or 80 whatever. Sachin and Sourav have been stalwarts and gave India some of the greatest moments in its cricket history and will continue to do so for another two years. May be they couldn't win the WC for India, but in 2003 both performed superbly to emerge as the top 2 rungetters of the tournament. With the presence of the all time greatest Aussies, no other team has a chance of winning the last 3 WCs.
After the World cup, Saurabh Ganguly has a head-on with Ricky Ponting. And Ponting says- "Humare paas Brett Lee hai, Glenn McGrath hai, aura ab toh World Cup bhi hai. Tumhare paas kya hai?" Ganguly replies "Humaare paas?? Humare paas...Ma hai. Sehwag ki Ma!!"
1) Declaring the winner: If Pakistan bats first and scores x runs then the target for India will be revised to x/2. They need to score (x/2) I runs to be declared winner. If India bats first then the number of overs for Pakistan will be reduced to 25. Even after these modifications India contrive to lose, they will be awarded psychological victory. 2) Fielding restrictions: When India is fielding, as soon as any fielder touches the ball, it will be deemed as dead ball and Pakistan batsmen will only be allowed to complete that run. This modification is being done to eliminate time being wasted for overthrows etc. 3) By popular demand from Indian players, a few additional coaches have been included in the touring party with immediate effect. They are: Batting coach : Ravi Shastri. Bowling Coach (with experience in Sharjah conditions): Chetan Sharma. Fielding Coach : Ravi Shastri (Dual responsibility). TV Commercials Coach : Salman Khan. Video Coach : Name will be announced later. 4) As the deadline to submit final 15 players for the World Cup is over, the result of the match on 18th April between 1983 Indian team and the current team will not have any bearing on the team touring. Any other suggestions are welcome. We at the ICC would like to ascertain again our commitment to spread the game of cricket globally, from Mozambique to Maldives and from Turkmenistan to Tibet. Thanking You. Yours Sincerely, Sharad powar
RE:new rules for indian team
by kkt krishna on Apr 30, 2007 10:42 AM Permalink
new rules 4 the indian team if playin against the ausis if ausis bat first then indian target would be just 1/4 th of ausis score & if indians bat 1st then ausis target would be 200 indian total in 50 half the over india batted new coach would be shilpa shetty& her assistants would bips & mallika sherawath
sab dikhawa hai bakwas hai .board wale saale khud chor hain .chor-cor mossere bhai .in logon ko daily wages 1-100 rs (acc. to performance in batting.and rs.25 for each wkt rakhna chahiye .
RE:Indian Cricket
by Jagdeep singh on Apr 30, 2007 10:14 AM Permalink
u r wrong my friend hamare pass takkar ke khiladi hain par sirf adds ke liye khelne ke liye nahi ok
