RE:plz
by Ravi Shankar on Apr 16, 2007 05:49 PM Permalink
Uh oh. Macho punjabi is in the house. Everyone is so scared. Isn't this exactly the kind of fellow (albeit from the other side of the border) who has probably done Woolmer in?
Dude, go to Ludhiana, buy a farm & stay there. Why bother looking at other people's opinions if it gives you such verbal diarrhea?
RE:[object MouseEvent]
by Ravi Shankar on Apr 16, 2007 05:50 PM Permalink
Clarification. My reply was addressed to this Arjun fellow, not to the poster.
* Sehwag %u2013 Well on my day I can be match winner but the problem is that my day will come only 3 or 4 days in a year.
* Sachin %u2013 Well who cares to win. I have to hang in the team until i get 50 centuries. Oh these Mcgrath is not making my path easy. Shit now I am afraid to face him.
* Dravid %u2013 My job is to make a 50 that%u2019s all.
* Yuvraj %u2013 When I reach a stage where I think I will get out of the team I will try to score a 50...
* Kaif %u2013 I will get 20 or 30 occasionally don%u2019t ask more from me.
* Raina %u2013 hmm I have to score some runs unless I will be out of the team.
* Dhoni %u2013 I want to play for India yaar. But this coach is not giving me opportunity.
* Pathan %u2013 Do u know I bowled really well when I came to team. Now I forgot how to bowl Never mind I made it to the team I have to hang around for some time.
* Agarkar %u2013 ya right you know I am not going to win matches.
* Patel %u2013 Well I can bowl good overs when the batsman is out of form Seriously.
* Harbajan %u2013 I will bowl my 10 overs.
* Sreesanth %u2013 Well I have to stare at the batsman all the time May be they will feel sympathatic and give me wicket.
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Can you believe a captain who retains the same team, which was defeated against minnows (Bangladesh), for the tough opponent (Sri-lanka)
The out of form shewag, tendulkar(speaks more than his bat), harbajan, etc. should have been replaced by Srishanth and karthik. Tendulkar should be put to No.5 spot. What is captain doing in the dressing room? Was he changing dress for the advertisements? Please for cricket sake dont allow him in the team atleast for the next two tours. Ban shewag, tendulkar, harbajan and zaheer. Hope the future Indian team will be a young and energetic team. If some body says tendulkar to be dropped then there is a big hue and cry saying that there is no replacement for him. Why? To score runs in single digits!!! How did tendulkar came in the team. Does he replace some one of his caliber? No. He was given the chance and he proved it. Similarly, it is time for tendulkar to quit. Choose some young players.
RE:Dravid - The great wall to obstruct victory
by Ravi chandran on Apr 16, 2007 01:07 PM Permalink
Poor Dravid, there must have been a big 'hue and cry' by the advertisers against dropping Tendulkar.
RE:Dravid - The great wall to obstruct victory
by Philanthropist on Apr 16, 2007 02:27 PM Permalink
in sab ko ban kar ke tere baap ko khilaye kya saaale !!
abe tum jaise 2 kaudi ke log jinhone life mein siway bakwas karne ke kuch aur nahi kiya wo zinda hi kyu hai !!
RE:Dravid - The great wall to obstruct victory
by siva kumar on Apr 16, 2007 03:07 PM Permalink
HI PHILANTHROPIST,
IT IS POOR THAT YOU DONT KNOW ENGLISH. BUT TO MY KNOWLEDGE MY FATHER AT 75 CAN SCORE ATLEAST 10 RUNS (TWO DIGITS) INSTEAD OF SINGLE DIGIT. U SAAALE SAW INDIAN BATTING? KEEP UR HANDS TIED. TRY TYPING IN ENGLISH. OK
The Bunglers have not won a single game, since their captain proclaimed that Ind & Pak did not deserve entry into S-8. Ireland can be proud that they have defeated both West and East Pakistans.
