A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.
With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his manhood in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next she picked up a hacksaw.
The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."
Now this man escaped the garage. This happend some years back. Now he is called Amar Singh.
RE:RE:AMAR SINGH'S HISTORY
by MGR Fan on Jul 30, 2008 11:49 PM Permalink
Looks like you are one of those who arranges women for Mahatma Amar Singh. Good luck.
RE:RE:AMAR SINGH'S HISTORY
by Nitin on Jul 31, 2008 12:09 AM Permalink
I think you have lost a lot of money after winning a few lakh dollars on a source online. So you remember the word benfactor. Plz. stop crying. Money lost once is lost for ever. I also feel that your brain got amputed in Surat Bomb blast. Good that all the bombs did not explode.
RE:AMAR SINGH'S HISTORY
by Nitin on Jul 30, 2008 11:41 PM Permalink
Why do you hate him so much? He is surely better than Uma Bharti, Mayawati, JayaLalitha, Advani, Rajnath and CPI, CPM. You don't win 39 MP seats in UP for nothing. Please admit that he is a brain . Also please remember that the man who escaped from the garage is not Amar Singh but MGR Fan or TubeLight.
RE:AMAR SINGH'S HISTORY
by MGR Fan on Jul 30, 2008 11:52 PM Permalink
You are right, He dint win 39 Seats for nothing.. He must be fully compensated for the 39 Seats , 100 crore per seat means he must get atleast 3900 crores. Hope he is happy after that. Long Live Mahatma Amar Singh.
RE:RE:AMAR SINGH'S HISTORY
by Nitin on Jul 30, 2008 11:55 PM Permalink
Why do you want to Amar Singh 100 Crores for 1 seat? You must be a very rich man . Listen everyone. MGR fan and TubeLight is a rich man.
RE:AMAR SINGH'S HISTORY
by MGR Fan on Jul 30, 2008 11:57 PM Permalink
I dont feel need for glamour girls and wealth and dont feel need to show off, so I am rich even with a few hundred rupees.
Whereas looks like you are jealous and want to be rich like Mahatma Amar Singh. Possible, Mahatma Amar Singh wants recruits for his pi--m-p business, you can join if interested.
RE:AMAR SINGH'S HISTORY
by MGR Fan on Jul 30, 2008 11:48 PM Permalink
Looks like you are the Da-lal who supplies the wo-men to Mahatma Amar Singh... Great !!! How is your Bujiness doing?
RE:AMAR SINGH'S HISTORY
by MGR Fan on Jul 30, 2008 11:55 PM Permalink
Cool... Mahatma Amar Singh is now looking for a nice hottie Akilesh Yadav, hope you help.
RE:RE:AMAR SINGH'S HISTORY
by Nitin on Jul 30, 2008 11:58 PM Permalink
I think you luv Akhilesh Yadav too. Sorry for you. But, Has Akhilesh seen you at least.
A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.
With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his manhood in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next she picked up a hacksaw.
The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."
And this happened few years back and the man escaped the fire and he is now known as Amar Singh.
RE:AMAR SINGH JOKE...
by Nitin on Jul 31, 2008 12:12 AM Permalink
Shut Up and goto Sleep , You idiot. I know your brain was amputed after a Surat Bomb Blast. I know you are Amar's girl friend and that is the reason you hate him.
Our father of nation is Mahatma Gandhi. That old man is not fashionable, he is seen in all photos with that torn and dirty dhoti and so outdated specs.
Why dont we have Mahatma Amar Singh as father of nation? he is looking so glamorous, youthful and seen with so many good looking Bollywood damsels... Comeon change with times..
Declare Amar Singh as Father of Nation . Or atleast Uncle of the Nation.
