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Your Honour
by Cutlet Gravy on Nov 21, 2007 05:29 PM  Permalink 


CJ, this to make sure that no one defiles your honour.

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A ggod governance
by Aftab on Nov 21, 2007 04:39 PM  Permalink 

A good governance in Pakistan is also in the best interest of India. We have seen how bad governance in Pakistan has led to the growth of organisation that had created havoc in the markets and streets in India.

we hope with alll these turmoils,people in Pakistan will choose a better ruler for their country who respects their neighbour also.

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safety for judges
by sanjeev shrivastava on Nov 21, 2007 04:38 PM  Permalink 

this is a safety measure for the judges,they are not allowed to come out as all the cnvicts are on the otherside of the gate

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INDIA - PAKISTAN NUCLEAR WAR
by GN on Nov 21, 2007 04:17 PM  Permalink  | Hide replies

Too stupidly good

The Pakistan army decides to launch a nuke-missile towards India . They don't need any permission from their government, and promptly order the countdowns. Indian technology is highly advanced. In less than 8 seconds, Indian army detects the Pak countdown and decides to launch a missile in retribution.

But they need permission from the Government of India . They submit their request to the Indian President. The President forwards it to the Cabinet.

The Prime Minister calls an emergency Lok Sabha session. The LS meets, but due to several walkouts and severe protests by the opposition, it gets adjourned indefinitely.
The President asks for a quick decision.

In the mean time, the Pak missile failed to take off due to technical failure. Their attempts for a re-launch are still on.

Just then the Indian ruling party is reduced to a minority because a party that was giving outside support withdraws it. The President asks the PM to prove his majority within a week. As the ruling party fails to win the confidence vote, a caretaker government is installed.

The caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces to launch a nuclear missile. But the Election Commission says that a caretaker government cannot take such a
decision because elections are at hand.

The Election Commission files Public Interest Litigation in the Supreme Court alleging misuse of power. The Supreme Court comes to the rescue of the PM, and says the acting! PM is authorized to

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RE:INDIA - PAKISTAN NUCLEAR WAR
by GN on Nov 21, 2007 04:18 PM  Permalink
this decision in view of the emergency facing the
nation.

Just then one of the Pak missiles successfully took off, but it fell 367 miles away from the target, on its own government building in Islamabad at 11.00 AM. Fortunately there were no casualties as no employee had reached the office that early. In any case, the
nuclear core of the missile had detached somewhere in flight. The Pakistan army is now trying to get better technologies from China and USA .

The Indian Government, taking no chances, decides to launch a nuclear missile of its own, after convening an all-party meeting. This time all the parties agree. Its three months since the army had sought permission. But as preparations begin, "pro-humanity" , "anti-nuclear" activists come out against theGovernment' s decision. Human chains are formed and Rasta rokos organized. In California and Washington endless e-mails are sent to Indians condemning the government and mentioning "Please forward it to as many Indians as possible".

On the Pakistan side, the missiles kept malfunctioning. Some missiles deviate from target due to technical failures or high-speed wind blowing over Rajasthan. Many of them land in the Indian Ocean killing some fishes.

A missile (smuggled from US A) is pressed into service. Since the Pakistan army is unable to understand its software, it hits it original destination: Russia . Russians successfully intercepts the missile and in retaliation launches a nuclear missile towards Islamabad

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RE:RE:INDIA - PAKISTAN NUCLEAR WAR
by GN on Nov 21, 2007 04:19 PM  Permalink
The missile hits the target and creates havoc.

Pakistan cries for help. India expresses deep regrets for what has happened and sends in a million dollars worth of Parle-G biscuits.

Thus India never gets to launch the missile. Pakistan never gets it right. And both live happily ever after!!!!

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RE:INDIA - PAKISTAN NUCLEAR WAR
by apurva singh on Nov 21, 2007 05:50 PM  Permalink
really good one.

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Muslims - be thankful to god
by srinivas on Nov 21, 2007 04:05 PM  Permalink  | Hide replies

Muslims whoever had born in India must thank their god for taking birth in India, other wise what would have been their plight, if they had born in Pakistan, Afganistan, Iraq or any other Muslim country where there is no democracy
My advice to Muslims is be thankful to god and be patriotic to the country


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RE:Muslims - be thankful to god
by Aftab on Nov 21, 2007 04:35 PM  Permalink
Srinivas --- Stop delivering sermons to muslims and challenge their patriotism. We do not sell the Indian secrets, we do not do adultration, we do not do black marketing, we do not plunder the government treasury.



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RE:Muslims - be thankful to god
by K K on Nov 21, 2007 10:46 PM  Permalink
My advice to Muslims is to get the hell out of India. Go live in Pakistan!

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Mush and Emergency
by Unni on Nov 21, 2007 04:05 PM  Permalink 

It seems he is heading for a setback exactly as what happened to Indiraji after Emergency gagging of Media(Means he is now listening to only the Yes Sir category of his subordinates which cud be far from real truth)

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Police lock up sacked Pak CJ inside home
by Mamraj Tomar on Nov 21, 2007 04:03 PM  Permalink 

It is presumed that time for thwarting out to Mussarraf seems in near future due to his self atrocities against the populace of Pakistan. He is going in a wrong direction and doing faults one after one. He can not make fool too much to all in future because all have known him well now.

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MUSH IS DOING THE RIGHT THING
by SUPRATIK BHATTACHARYA on Nov 21, 2007 03:59 PM  Permalink 

MUSH IS DOING THE RIGHT THING BY STOPPING ALL THESE CRIMINAL LEADERS LOOTING THE PUBLIC PAKISTAN PUBLIC ALSO MUST HELP HIM WHAT THEY GOT IN LAST 40-50 YRS OF INDEPENDENCE ARE THEY GET EVERYTHING THEY WANTED. IF YES THEN OBJECT MUSH OR OTHERWISE BENAZIR & NAWAZ HAVE LOOTED THEM NOW THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT DEMOCRACY THESE POWER HUNGRY PEOPLE HAVE THEIR OWN HOME IN UK JORDAN USA ETC AUR NA JANEY KAHA KAHA HAI KYA BO PAKISTAN KI JANTA KI KHOON CHOOS KAR NEHI BANWAY HAI. ESEY HAMAREY HINDUSTAN KEY MILITARY GENERAL KO BHI KARNEY CHAHIYE KARAN YEH LEADER KISI KA NEHI SALEY IF THIS IS DEMOCRACY THEN WE THE PEOPLE OF INDIA & PAKISTAN SOLEMNLY DEFY THE DEMOCRACY AND BETTER BELIEVE ON AUTOCRACY. KYA HAI RAHUL GANDHI KYA QUALIFICATION HAI BAAP POLITICS MAI HAI TABHI HE WILL BE THE FUTURE PM KYA THEE SONIYA GANDHI JINKO MILRAHEY HAI LADOO KHANEY KO DEMOCRACY KO BHARI BAZAR MAI NILAM KARKEY WOH DEMOCRACY KA HAWALA DEY KAR MAAL BATORE RAHEY HAI EK AADMI KAMSEY KAM 25 KISM KA TAX JAB EK AADMI APNA PYAR PEY KHARA NEHI HO PATA ROJGAR NEHI HOTEY TAB KYA DETEY HAI YEH NETA JAB AURAT OR BACCHO PEY NANDIGRAM, J&K, GUJRAT MEY ZULM HUI TAB KAHA THEY YEH DEMOCRACY SAREY GUNDAS & DADAS BANGAYE HAI MP MLA KYA YEH DEMOCRACY HAI.

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Pakistan on the way to Afganistan
by komal garg on Nov 21, 2007 03:48 PM  Permalink  | Hide replies

Pakistan is on the ay of Afganistan. And so as Mush is on the way to Saddam. America should quickly look into the matter and save to discover another Afganistan and so as other country should look into this.

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RE:Pakistan on the way to Afganistan
by Sameer Aneja on Nov 21, 2007 03:55 PM  Permalink

but if our neighbours goes taliban ways, india should fear them, they can infilter into Hindustan also, oooooooh think of hindustan attacked by taliban

FINISH OFF THESE TALIBANS FOR ONCE AND ALL

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RE:Pakistan on the way to Afganistan
by Unni on Nov 21, 2007 04:16 PM  Permalink
But who will do that in these days of vote bank politics; when Bangladeshi Ghusbaithis are roaming around all over India, no body is interested to deport them; they will be given rations cards, Voters' I. Card etc. etc. recommended by one or the other party looking for more votes; the day will come some party will bring Mush or Sheikh Hasina as their PM candidate in India if their calculation for vote banks favours their ambitions to rule. Those who speak against such elements will be branded as Anti-minority. Only God can save this country ... Vande Mataram

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Result will come one day
by Saint on Nov 21, 2007 03:26 PM  Permalink  | Hide replies

Every action, sin or virtue bears fruit one day, depending upon the gravity of action.

Mush is going in a wrong direction. He has already fallen into the trap of his own faults, one after one. And all these actions are bearing fruit slowly but steadly. Once the fruits are ripe and ready for use, something will happen to him instantly.

This is the law of nature. No one can escape from it.

Before doing any drastic step, one should evaluate its further consequenes.



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RE:Result will come one day
by Unni on Nov 21, 2007 04:08 PM  Permalink
Correct. Every action is having an equal and opposite reaction - law of motion !

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