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RE:this is all due to ghatis
by ASHWINI RAVI KHADILKAR on Jun 30, 2007 07:42 PM  Permalink
then go back to bihar and up

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RE:this is all due to ghatis
by Fauji on Jun 30, 2007 07:45 PM  Permalink
Would you please step back from Bombay and go back to Maharashtra?

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RE:this is all due to ghatis
by Loan Shark on Jun 30, 2007 07:37 PM  Permalink
totally agree ... now tell us all a ghatie joke

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This happens Only In INDIA...
by mahesh imp on Jun 30, 2007 07:10 PM  Permalink 

hello,
Systems can never be Ok in INDIA,whether it is Railways,Road or Public health...
This is again to be blamed for bad atitude of great public of INDIA by which they endure and suffer the systems and they are only selfish to earn enough money...and run towards those countries which have better systems ....what a shame..!!!!

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Rediff is a soft porn site
by Asdfgfasdfgf on Jun 30, 2007 06:42 PM  Permalink  | Hide replies

What do you all think?

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RE:Rediff is a soft porn site
by qwerty on Jun 30, 2007 07:03 PM  Permalink
we think you should be quite precise what you want to ask !!!

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RE:Rediff is a soft porn site
by Fauji on Jun 30, 2007 07:45 PM  Permalink
Read the Heading!

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keep laugh
by bhopals mba on Jun 30, 2007 06:29 PM  Permalink  | Hide replies

Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.



Wife observes the whole episode



Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing this?



Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly

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RE:keep laugh
by jackal on Jun 30, 2007 06:45 PM  Permalink
hehehheheeee

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RE:keep laugh
by jackal on Jun 30, 2007 06:58 PM  Permalink
What is a Birth Certificate?

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RE:RE:keep laugh
by Cutlet Gravy on Jun 30, 2007 07:33 PM  Permalink


batao na!?!

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KEEP laughing
by bhopals mba on Jun 30, 2007 06:26 PM  Permalink 

sardar to his friend: I kiss my wife daily before going to office.



Friend : I also kiss your wife after u go to office.



Sardar: But i kissed first.

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Low Line areas.
by Chris Jones on Jun 30, 2007 06:09 PM  Permalink  | Hide replies

I dont understand, the railway authorities minting money. Why cant they elevate the area
and have elevate railway lines for those flooding areas. Its been happening since British
have put these railway lines. Its disgusting to
read every year.

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RE:Low Line areas.
by mahesh imp on Jun 30, 2007 07:13 PM  Permalink
hello,
Systems can never be Ok in INDIA,whether it is Railways,Road or Public health...
This is again to be blamed for bad atitude of great public of INDIA by which they endure and suffer the systems and they are only selfish to earn enough money...

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RE:Low Line areas.
by sam on Jun 30, 2007 07:31 PM  Permalink
Its not that railways minting money, yeah its tru that for last few years they have started ganing. Its not just the government to be blamed we are equal partners in it. Chek any compartment you will find good number of ticketless travellers. Look at the population, look at the way people dump garbage in gutters which eventually landup in choking the drainaige pipe. Things can change only if people start realising that we are responsible instead of playing the blame game. I have been to developed countries for few times, there I have seen that people themselves take care of cleanliness, neatness. In US they will wipe of the table in restaurants after finishing lunch.
So stop blaming government only, do you want gov to come and sweeep your house and neighbourhood.

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RE:Low Line areas.
by sivajibhai on Jun 30, 2007 08:01 PM  Permalink
This is because Bangladeshis have settled in slums besides the railway tracks....and our shameless politicians are protecting them!!!

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RAIN RAIN WHERE ARE U?
by on Jun 30, 2007 06:01 PM  Permalink  | Hide replies

Alert message
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Alert message given by the forecast dept that there will be heavy rains in Mumbai in next 48 hrs. Now surely it will not rain for next 48 hrs.


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RE:RAIN RAIN WHERE ARE U?
by jay shah on Jun 30, 2007 06:41 PM  Permalink
ha ha ha... you are absolutely right....

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keep laughing
by bhopals mba on Jun 30, 2007 05:59 PM  Permalink  | Hide replies

Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good.

Sardar : Bad.



Interviewer : Come.

Sardar : Go.



Interviewer : Ugly.

Sardar : Pichlli.



Interviewer : U G L Y?

Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!!



Interviewer : Shut Up.

Sardar : Keep Talking.



Interviewer : Get Out.

Sardar : Come In.



Interviewer : Oh my God.

Sardar : Oh my Devil.



Interviewer : U r Rejected.

Sardar : I am Selected. BALLE BALLLE.







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RE:keep laughing
by bhopals mba on Jun 30, 2007 06:16 PM  Permalink
nice reply



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Mumbai: Bane for itself.
by Gautam Nagda on Jun 30, 2007 05:57 PM  Permalink 

Mumbai is the most best and entrepreneur city in India. The spirit of Mumbai in terms of life, food, business, behaviour cannot be found anywhere in India. The infrastructure of Mumbai itself is a disadvantage. Mumbai being at sea level is always at disadvantage in monsoon. Besides, it%u2019s infra caters to a lot of people, well above its carrying capacity. It%u2019s difficult to remove people who have encroached along the Mithi river. The drainage lines, storm water drainage lines have to be massively overhauled.

Even after doing this, if it rains continuously by varun raja for long time, then simply put, what can we do? Can we have some possible answers/explanations?



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All Parties Alike
by adn on Jun 30, 2007 05:54 PM  Permalink 

First we have a drainage system which I guess the British had made.

Second we have political parties which allows slum to thrive for grabbing land and creating vote banks.

Third we have the Shiv Sena who is just happy with the name being changed from Bombay to Mumbai. Rest of the time they are busy bashing up couples during valetinies days and cyber cafe owners for allowing access to Orkut site.

Fourth we have the Congress (SONIA) who is happy if Delhi gets cleaned up of all illegal structures and Mumbai remains as Slum.

Fifth we have the BMC who keeps pouring in tax payers money for repairing bad roads that they have created in the first place.

Lastly we have citizens, just like you and me, accepting it and living like worms inspite of being the highest Tax Payers.

If there is any work being done by any goverment agencies, you will realise that it is being done only because the Judiciary has given them an ultimatum.

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