I will Not Speak Anything Against SRK, But willl State Facts About OSO, I have Seen Articles in Rediff Saying Most Movies are Hollywood Copies, I Dont Have Anything Against Hollywood Copies, But if a Non-Talented Director Just Copies a DVD of a Hollywood Movie, Changes the Story to Hindi Movie Mould, Then Adds 8-9 Songs, Introduces a New Model in Name of Actreess, Shows Hero Shirtless, Adds a Few Rona Dhona Scenes Then The Media Takes Money to Promote his Movie.
The Hero Literally Goes Bootttlicking the Media for Promoting his Movie, Hype is Created Around the Movie, Then The Director Claims The Movie to Be Gr8, Then It Makes u Think R Hindi Movies Original, Are they Global and Can We Compete Even Against Chinese Movies.
SRK's popularity and the dramatisation to the film will win hands on with the public! Even the rural areas would watch OSO over Saawariyan just for its popular subject. Saawriyan will be a superior product in all aspects and will stand on its own but will find it difficult to bit OSO unless OSO is as bad as Paheli...OSO does not demand an itellectual understanding of the film like Paheli..hence my bet is OSO will be a winner. My personal prefeence - Saawariyan
Scene 1: Shahrukh rings the bell at Farha s house.
Farha: Shahrukh .....at this time,.....you look so depressed!
Shahrukh: I am worried so much. See FarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrHa ..... No matter how much I try, I can not change my monotonous style of acting. Nowadays even Kaan is complaining that I talk like a Bakri (baby Goat). I don't know how I will become a superstar.
Farha: Dont worry I am positive that your chak de will be a hit
Shahrukh: But there are so many hot chicks in that movie there will hardly be any spotlight on me.
Farha: Don't get depressed I will make a movie with you; it will be even more stupid than Main Hu Naa! We will torture Indians like never before. You have one months to get the six pack abs like Hrithik, okay?
Scene 2 SRK got his abs and the OSO shooting finished in no time. Shahrukh calls Farha on her personal cell.
Farha: Shahrukh I told you naa....Don't call me when I am on a holiday with my hubby.....whats the problem.
Shahrukh: FarrrrrrrrrrrrrrHa, FarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrHa I saw the movie while Shirish was editing. I looks so horrible.....even the six pack abs can not save me now. My face looks like a baby of Michael Jackson and Shakeela.
And again I must admit that I sound like a baby goat. I was hoping to get some money with sale of audio CDs.....but the music sucks big time. I am going to cancel the check given to Vishal-Shekhar.
RE:SRK
by faisal khan on Nov 07, 2007 11:15 PM Permalink
if main hoon naa was stupid then u are the biggest chicken head. try your best to degrade srk but he was is and will remain a great ebtertainer. main hoon na was rocking and your comments show that uare a damned fool
Farha: Listen, we can not change things now. Lets try to fix this mess we created. Lets do a grandiose publicity every place we can imagine. We wont spare even the bus carrying criminals to the court.....that bus will also have a cutout of you and Deepika. You also do every damn publicity stunt possible. Even if the movie breaks even we are saved.
Shahrukh: Amen. I will give you a new Mercrrrrrrrrrrrrredez (oops that's a publicity stunt)
