On the festive Occassion of Diwali, a disaster struck all over India called OSO. The disaster is described as full of Crap originated in minds of overhyped Khans.
The major highlight of this disaster is that it strucks to the people who buy a ticket and go to watch OSO in a cinema hall. The victms experince severe torture and cry out loud to get their money back.
Meanwhile investigation done by Indian Scientists shows that the microorganism assumed to be the root cause is actually an AMOEBA called SHAHRUKH or SRK, which is known to take any shape and it has choosen to take shape of six packs in the event of this deadly strike.
Scientists all over world are trying to come up with a vaccine but it may take several years.
The supreme court has ordered the individuals responsible for this disaster (Maninly Farha and Shahrukh) to set up a fund called OSO RELIEF FUND to help the victims. Further Farha is specially ordered to sell her newly gifted Mercedez in order to compensate the families of victims over 80 years all of whom died on the first glimpse of SRK.
People are adviced to take following
Precautions: 1. Stay away from cinema halls where OSO is screened 2. Stay away from Reviewers of Rediff Specially Raja Sen who was heavily compensated by this AMOEBA (called SRK) giving him the priviledged carrier of this disease.
May God Bless you all this Diwali and give you strength to survive this disaster called OSO.
RE:OSO
by arnab mukherjee on Nov 13, 2007 03:13 PM Permalink
dasbongla pagle,aisa nahi bolte.itna bada blog likhne ka kitna faltu time hai tere paas.idiot.
RE:OSO
by ajay sawhney on Nov 13, 2007 11:41 AM Permalink
You are absolutely right. We should make some organization to get our money back. People should come up against all the TV channels.
the overall performance of film was excellent and overall credit goes to obiviously for shahrukh khan & dipika padukone.the song of film are was very excellent.vote for om shanti om
Om shanti Om: I dont know y it is released!! it is creating havoc in viewers mind...from starting to end...viewers were messed abt the movie..its not complete in any ways...not in comedy...misplaced songs...story is reckless....and concept is really poor...BETA TU AA GAYA BETA....MERI LASH IS JHOOMAR KE NEECHE DAFN HAI.....KISI CHEEZ KO PURE DIL SE MAAANFO TO PURI KAYNAT USE MILANE MAIN LAG JATI HAI...Dera Farah Khan...I went to see d movie as i liked Main Hoon Na...THIS MOVIE is nowhere...pls create a movie with good CONTENT..otherwise U wil not see next movie at ur door....
SRK aap ki picture khatam hoogayi hai...I am not your fan or critics but I love to watch good movies, but this OSO is nothing but waste of time and money. Yaar SRK full movie meine monkey jumping, overacting, Faltu dialogues etc hai..Kya banaya hai tumhne.. Agar is movie meine tumhari jagahe koi aur hoota taab bhi ye movie utnaa chaalti chitna aab chaleyegi%u2026.Yaar tum proudy hoo gaaye hoo aur kuchh nahi tumhe ek baar brand value mille gaayi hai isliye aab public ko chyutiyaa baana raahe hoo%u2026AKHIR KYAON ? Even your not able to perform good dance in Darde-o-Disco WHY WHY ? But I appreciate for one scene AKSHYA KUMAR awesome%u2026. Ok Next time kuchh experiment karoo tooo sooch kaar kaarna%u2026 All the best..
SRK aap ki picture khatam hoogayi hai...I am not your fan or critics but I love to watch good movies, but this OSO is nothing but waste of time and money. Yaar SRK full movie meine monkey jumping, overacting, Faltu dialogues etc hai..Kya banaya hai tumhne.. Agar is movie meine tumhari jagahe koi aur hoota taab bhi ye movie utnaa chaalti chitna aab chaleyegi%u2026.Yaar tum proudy hoo gaaye hoo aur kuchh nahi tumhe ek baar brand value mille gaayi hai isliye aab public ko chyutiyaa baana raahe hoo%u2026AKHIR KYAON ? Even your not able to perform good dance in Darde-o-Disco WHY WHY ? But I appreciate for one scene AKSHYA KUMAR awesome%u2026. Ok Next time kuchh experiment karoo tooo sooch kaar kaarna%u2026 All the best..
RE:OUTSTANDING
by on Nov 10, 2007 10:35 AM Permalink
I think u r fourth class person? stupid fellow don't say third class or second class film. u don't have moral values.