Re: WISHES
by Guest on Apr 07, 2009 02:38 PM Permalink
hiiiiiiii shahrukh i m big fan of u ............... maa veerzara ki shooting me aya tha maa aur mei mummy aap se milne aapko yaad ho ga ki meri mummy aapko kaske pakad li hongi us din veerzara ki shooting me agar aap javab de sakte hai to de digiye gaa.........
Scene 1: Shahrukh rings the bell at Farha s house.
Farha: Shahrukh .....at this time,.....you look so depressed!
Shahrukh: I am worried so much. See FarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrHa ..... No matter how much I try, I can not change my monotonous style of acting. Nowadays even Kaan is complaining that I talk like a Bakri (baby Goat). I don't know how I will become a superstar.
Farha: Dont worry I am positive that your chak de will be a hit
Shahrukh: But there are so many hot chicks in that movie there will hardly be any spotlight on me.
Farha: Don't get depressed I will make a movie with you; it will be even more stupid than Main Hu Naa! We will torture Indians like never before. You have one months to get the six pack abs like Hrithik, okay?
Scene 2 SRK got his abs and the OSO shooting finished in no time. Shahrukh calls Farha on her personal cell.
Farha: Shahrukh I told you naa....Don't call me when I am on a holiday with my hubby.....whats the problem.
Shahrukh: FarrrrrrrrrrrrrrHa, FarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrHa I saw the movie while Shirish was editing. I looks so horrible.....even the six pack abs can not save me now. My face looks like a baby of Michael Jackson and Shakeela.
And again I must admit that I sound like a baby goat. I was hoping to get some money with sale of audio CDs.....but the music sucks big time. I am going to cancel the check given to Vishal-Shekhar.
RE:happy b'day srk
by Bongla on Nov 06, 2007 11:58 AM Permalink
Farha: Listen, we can not change things now. Lets try to fix this big mess we created. Lets do a grandiose publicity every place we can imagine. We wont spare even the bus carrying criminals to the court%u2026.that bus will also have a cutout of you and Deepika. Now go and try to do every damn publicity stunt possible. Even if the movie breaks even we are saved.
Shahrukh: Amen. I will give you a new Mercrrrrrrrrrrrrredez (oops that%u2019s a publicity stunt)
Nothing to do with Shah Rukh as an actor (good/bad/great for fans and critics to decide) - but hey! I thought this guy is a very good marketer (which he still remains). But why make things so evident? What was the outcome of calling an all media Birthday party of SRK if the web readers come to only read that he is doing a OSO jig?? Little confused! as SRK has more brains for sure.
RE:Calling only media people on a Birthday?
by on Nov 17, 2007 02:54 PM Permalink
on a balance scale , OSO wins as a flop as most of the reviewers ( public) have gauged it as a bad movie.. Only the Rediff and the media gang who are paid to write by this so called self acclaimed super star of bollywood will write ga..ga.. abt this bollywood star who does not beleive in quality work.. No role model this...!!! rediff, u will live for day but not for a month!! cause u cant handle the truth!!!
Tum jiyo hazaro saal aur har saal ho hazar saal ka
from your first movie you have showed your talent of being real BADSHAH OF HINDI CINEMA NOBODY HAS BEEN LIKE YOU BEFORE AND NOT BODY WILL COME AFTER YOU LIKE YOU.
RE:The Real King Of Bollywoow Jiyo Tum Hazaro Saal
by yogi on Nov 05, 2007 02:08 AM Permalink
Number 1 to 10 is no one else but bachchan and shahrukh, jamrukh needs 10 more lives to beat bachchan, so dude, stop praying this shorty.
RE:The Real King Of Bollywoow Jiyo Tum Hazaro Saal
by lovetosrk on Nov 05, 2007 06:07 PM Permalink
yogi baba...jao...amitabh k muhalle me raho...idhar SRK ki post me aane ki koi jarurat nahi....ya fir amitabh ki post hi nahi milti?? ;-)
RE:The Real King Of Bollywoow Jiyo Tum Hazaro Saal
by Kumar Bhargav on Nov 08, 2007 06:20 PM Permalink
Ha ha good reply. AB strted his career in 73 & SRK in 91. Everyone compares SRK to AB. Such a short time he made it to challenge AB. & During 90's Ab completely faded from the industry, but SRK never ever given chance to fade his stardome.
