Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den......... ..He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching... ..
Everyone starts hiding except Newton...... ... Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.
Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97, 98,99.... .100..... ... He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front....... .
Einstein says "newton's out..newton' s out....."
Newton denies and says "I am not out........I am not Newton...... "
All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.
Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That makes me Newton per meter squared..... . since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT.......! ,_
there are sum companies which offer a meagre salary like Rs. 8,500/- per month to a highly skilled M.Pharma degree holder.. that's bad... they must also get gud salary so that everybody is happy and when everybody happy..country prosper.. and when country prosper....pakistan jealous and sumtimes even sri lanka, nepal and bangladesh also jealous
RE:that's bad
by Joe D on Mar 12, 2008 04:25 PM Permalink
when "sum" becomes "some" it will mean that your English has improved Then you will get a good salary Then you will become prosperous and when you prosper... you will not think of others becoming jealous not even sometimes... So, change Jhandu change and see yourself turn into a 'Jaadugaar' rather than a mere jhaddu.
RE:that's bad
by Jhandu Singh on Mar 12, 2008 04:54 PM Permalink
Joe yaar... don't get serious... i am good enough to write some proper english... i use this forum to have some fun.... please don't mind..though i must say that i like your attitude and your optimism. Perhaps, I can learn a thing or two from you about these online postings. Thanks!
RE:funny
by Abhishek Dubey on Mar 12, 2008 03:49 PM Permalink
Dipthi, I am sure you have never done anything in your whole life so far nor will you be able to do anything in future as well. You seem like more a case of one frustrated woman who only knows to make her hubby's life like a "rotten egg". Pity to the guy and fie on you.
RE:funny
by Muzammil Jamadar on Mar 12, 2008 02:29 PM Permalink
Miss Dipthi. You cant be of anybody. The woman who cant say good words abt her husband cant be gud and honest. It is ur gud luck that ur husband has kept u with him. Ok. So mind that stupid language again.
RE:funny
by Joe D on Mar 12, 2008 04:34 PM Permalink
Dipthi...I'm quite sure it's not your husband but ICFAI that you're trying to put down. If so, I think your ploy is cheap and it sucks. But, worse still, if you're really targetting your husband. Did you marry him or his degrees? For his determination to study at 42, I think he deserves kudos and not your idiotic brickbats. What's more, he certainly didn't deserve you...he's worth his weight (with or without degrees) in gold. And you...you'll merely float like a piece (which appears like) wood (you and we all know better what you really are...)
RE:funny
by arun antony on Mar 12, 2008 02:59 PM Permalink
This is too shamefull that you are speaking abt so rude abt his lost Interview. After all you are trying to prove that Women's mind is really cunning & useless. You are not looking at the spirit that man posses to do a PGP at an age of 42. Kudos to him .......But unlucky tht u got a wife like this. After all what u want from a husband....Just Money....
See who is paying such high salaries , I mean which sector is growing so fast the it can pay Crores of rupees to Just pass out person?
one and Only that is Stock Brokers.
The investment bank are nothing but a Stock broker firm. They collect money from public and invest in stock market.
So it is public money which these guys play with. Even a heart surgeon , nuclear scientists , brain surgeon etc are not getting such a high salaries , though Intellectually they are 100 times ahead of them.
RE:It is easy money
by Kishore Kunal on Mar 12, 2008 03:25 PM Permalink
If they are so intellectually better why don't they try to get into IIM. Any who told that fresher is getting Crores, he must be experience one.
RE:It is easy money
by Sunder Raj on Mar 12, 2008 03:41 PM Permalink
IIM is not a measure of Intellectuality. If someone is not from IIM doesn%u2019t mean he/she is less intellectual.
Remember ,Not all intelligent / intellectuals is interested in management IIM .and not everyone just wish to earn money only.
By the way you will find genius brains in IITs not in IIM.
ACCORDING TO ME THIS IS ALSO A VERY LESS PACKAGE FOR IIM.....MINIMUM START UP SALARY SHOULD BE 5 CRORES.....BECAUSE IIM TAG GUYS ARE VERY VERY VERY INTELLIGENT AND SMART.....
there are sum companies which offer a meagre salary like Rs. 8,500/- per month to a highly skilled M.Pharma degree holder.. that's bad... they must also get gud salary so that everybody is happy and when everybody happy..country prosper.. and when country prosper....pakistan jealous
RE:tara rum pum
by Viz Narayan on Mar 12, 2008 01:46 PM Permalink
It depends on supply demand. Currently IT and MBA guys are getting more. Later trend may change to Pharma. Then IT guys will be cribbing. You cannot standardize salaries across different industries only for a particular industry
RE:tara rum pum
by Jhandu Singh on Mar 12, 2008 03:12 PM Permalink
thanx Viz... u r intelligent and dimaagi guy... we can be friends..but for that u have to become a super-intelligent guy like me..
Last I heard IIM declared that it will not reveal out the salaries that its students are offered due to security reasons. So I wonder how you guys got hold of that news.
Year by year, ppl are taking up this issue without considering the fact that these figures are the ones converted in rupees from dollar salaries. 1.44 crore or the 360000$ salary appears to be much, but then consider this that most of this part(almost half) is binus component, so if u ignore it, u end up wth $180000, remove the taxes from it, the high cost of living and then whats the final figure..? i believe that will be comparable to what some INDIAN execs are getting.. so no big deal about all this...
Rediff just reports news. You cannot hide news because some people are afraid of facts and become jealous/inferior etc. It is your own weakness for which you cannot blame the hardworking students. Having said that, it stands to reason that the students who benefit from the public infrastructure should be made to repay in terms of their skills by being made to work in a govt. institution for 2 years or so, just like some of the medical colleges impose. This should be a clause at the beginning of the course itself so that student can decide whether to join IIM or a private institution.
How ever reservations even in IIM ensure that even people less deserved get much higher salaries than people with much higher skills but who could not get into IIMs because they do not have a "quota".
